More like random acts of catharsis, am I right?

Got stress? Got frustration? Got an urge to smash things with reckless abandon? We’ve got just the thing for you!

We’ll gather a crew—12 fierce warriors ready to unleash their inner demolition artists—and step into the **Rage Room**, where breaking things isn’t just allowed… it’s encouraged!

For just **$30 per person**, you’ll grab a bat, crowbar, or your weapon of choice, and go full **wrecking mode** on a variety of smashable objects. Bottles, printers, and even unsuspecting electronics don’t stand a chance against your unbridled fury.

🔥 **What’s included:**
✔ Safety gear—because chaos should be *controlled* (goggles, helmets, gloves) wear long sleeves and long pants
✔ A fully stocked room of breakables
✔ The ultimate cathartic experience
✔ Laughter, adrenaline, and ZERO consequences

Perfect for bonding, breakups, or just a Saturday afternoon. Let’s make some noise and leave the mess behind!

Ready to rage? Let’s get ‘em *in Beyoncé*

When: Saturday, June 20th, 12pm-1pm (subject to change based on availability, but the day should stay the same)
Where: Smash Kingdom on telegraph ave

Spots are limited, so lock in ASAP